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How
Bad Did Buddy Suck in 2006?
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Old
Quigman comics re-used: 84
Re-used Quigmans written by Mike Stanfill: 16
Quigman gags written by collaborators:
57
Quigmans drawn by flunky: 38
Percentage of original Quigman material
for 2006: 60% |
Key
Yellow
= joke originally written by Mike Stanfill, then illegally re-used.
Red = Joke written by collaborator.
Green = Quigman drawn by flunky.
Blue = Re-used Quigman.
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| 1-2:
"She was a lovely woman. What struck me first about her was
her fist."
1-3: Homeless fish holding "Out of water" sign. (originally
syndicated 5-8-00)
1-4: "No worries tonight... Bob is wearing his politically
corrective shoe." (Originally syndicated 2-9-2000)
1-5: "I think he's showing us
how laughter is the new crying."
1-6: "I appreciate you being tight-lipped
about our make-out session, but not while it's actually happening."
1-7: Police line-up with nerds - "So
which one of dese guys tampered with your bits?" (Szyszka) (originally
syndicated 2-25-2000)
1-9: "You call this an engagement
ring? It's got a giant lump of coal on it!" "Oh, yeah?
Well, where do you think diamonds come from?"
1-10: Butterfly - "I don't know,
doc ... I have this overwhelming fear of being pinned down."
(Szyszka) (Originally syndicated 11-15-2000)
1-12: "What's with the human finger-shaped
french fry? Is it left over from Halloween?"
1-13: Guy in jail - "It says:
'You may already BE a winner.'" (Previously
used 7-21-99)
1-14:
Visual gag - Bob gets eaten by car. (Previously
used. Date unknown)
1-16: Santa with "Xmas drained me" sign - "Thanks
for the quarter, Mother Teresa. This one oughta buy one elf's cigarette." (Later
re-used 12-25-08)
1-17: "Captain, I'm in trouble
up here on Hill 42! I need reinforcement!" "Sarge, you're
a good-looking man, always well-groomed, good sense of humor, snappy
dresser... is that enough?" (Previously
used 6-14-97, 7-28-2000 and 2-11-05)
1-19: At Heaven's Gate - "People! We're
sorry but we've overbooked. We've got vouchers for reincarnation,
all expenses paid. Anyone?
Anyone?" (Originally syndicated 7-11-2000)
1-21: How you
know the People's Choice Awards have too many categories - "...and
the winner is ... green olives with those little red things in them!"
(Originally syndicated 3-13-2000)
1-23: "I wouldn't
worry about it, Frank. With a personality like yours, you're in
no danger of identity theft." (Culbert)
1-24: "Try to calm down, ma'am.
Now just exactly how was the steak smothered?" (Parkin) (Originally
syndicated 11-3-2000)
1-25: "Wow! Looks like a surprise takeover! Phil may be bigger,
but Myrons' hostile and leveraged!" (originally syndicated
6-28-2000)
1-26: "What they don't tell you
is that between Skull Island and the Empire State Building, experiments
were done. Basically, I'm the love child of King Kong and a guinea
pig."
1-27: "I hate to disagree with
you, Thag, but i think it's more logical to pillage BEFORE we burn."
1-28: "Wow, I am impressed! I didn't
know you had any friends, Marcy." "I don't. I made her
in wood shop."
1-30: "Alright, maybe you're not
giving me the full-on tough love, but it sure feels chewier than
usual." (Rocco)
1-31: Bug Motor Company - "We're
all very proud of our design on this model., and here's something
you'll like: no windshield!"
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2-1: "Hey,
Portland! We're the Dow Jones Industrialists! Thanks for
investing in us! We'll give you a fixed rate of interest
of return, but your interest may fluctuate..." (Originally
syndicated 2-11-2000)
2-2:
"You know I live by the sword, Susie. Unfortunately, we're
living in a gun culture."
2-3: "Who cares if this is our first
date? Let''s just go to my place and start the lovin'!" "Your
ad on match.com said you liked long walks. Why don't you take one
of those now?"
2-4: Mr. Klayton's first-year anthropology class happily stumbles
across a well-preserved Man From Glad with the freshness still
locked in." (Originally syndicated 7-8-2000) (Parkin)
2-6: "I'm so deeply grateful for
this Nobel
Prize, which I so deservedly won for assembling that pesky IKEA
coffee table." (Later re-used 7-11-07)
2-7: "In her mad pursuit to become
Friday Night Ball Caller at Bingo, Agnes takes things a little too
far." (Szyszka)(Originally syndicated
5-3-01)
2-8: "I do not have a gamblin' problem!
I'll lay you 3-to-1 odds I can quit!" (Parkin) (First
syndicated 5-9-01)
2-9: "I've
been having suicidal thoughts lately, Doc." "In that case,
from now on you'll pay in advance."
2-10: Clown - "Yowch! My neck is
killing me! Call a doctor!" "Oh, relax, Klunko. You probably
just slept funny." (Later re-used 7-14-07)
2-11: Nudists - "I had the dream again ... I'm walking down
the hall in high
school and everyone's pointing and laughing .. and that when
I realize -- I'm wearing all my clothes!" (Szyszka) (originally
syndicated 5-1-01)
2-13: "With
my new medication, I find I'm having less of those weird animal-related
thoughts." "That's cool. Well, I guess I better be getting
back to work." "If you leave I will hunt you down and
kill you with a chicken." (Later re-used 1-7-09)
2-14: "I'm proud to say I keep
my anger safely bottled up.... Oh, no, Jimmy! Stop! That's my anger
bottle!"
2-15: Pigs - "I love this new diet
I'm on, Monty. I can eat anything I want!" "Get outta
here!" "Yeah, yeah ... it's great! It's a weight-gaining
diet!"
2-16: Psychiatrist
- ""Well, how can i help you if i don't know where you're
ticklish?" (Martin) (Originally syndicated
1-11-01)
2-17: "You
know I hate to brag, Sylvia, but of the two of us, I possess the
power to turn a man's head." "That's because you walk
up and punch him."
2-18: "Don't spook him, officer.
He's a jumper." (Szyszka) (Originally
syndicated 4-11-01)
2-20: "OK, Susie, just because
I have a photographic
memory doesn't mean I have a USB port for your printer."
2-21: Caterpillar - "Check out
the freak! Flappin' around with the totally clashing outfit! Hey,
Nancy Boy! Where's the Mardi Gras?!"
2-22: Tragically, Bob's lazy eye soon
spread to the rest of his face. Doctor - "You've got lazy
face, Bob." (first appeared
10-6-98, used again 2-20-99)
2-23: Freud In Therapy - "It's
nice to have someone else attach wildly deviant subtext to everything
I say for a change."
2-24: "Sorry, Gwen ... our politics
are too different. Unlike your precious current administration
I
have an exit
strategy."
2-25: Revenge of the Puppy (This was
one of the very first Quigmans, making this a 22-year-old joke.
(Last re-used on 2-8-99)
2-28: Cat - "Could you take this
back? I ordered the chocolate
mouse." |
3-2:
UPS branches into fashion - "Lulu is wearing a lovely ensemble
of bubble wrap and packing tape with an address sticker eye-patch.
The outfit that delivers between 10:30 and 3." (Originally
syndicated 5-15-01)
3-3:
The Clown Family - "I can't believe this, Lulu. You're
only 12 and already thinking about boys. Next thing I know
you'll want to start removing makeup." (Originally syndicated
3-19-01)
3-7:
"Watch out, Margo! Ever since they put in a bar we've had these
rolling
blackouts." (Originally syndicated 6-8-01)
3-9: Cop at party - "I'm going to let you off with a warning
this time, but from here on in, try to keep your conversation to
a pretentious level." (Last appeared 10-17-98)
3-10: "It's our son, doctor... he's
lost the will to leave." (First used 7-19-99,
later reused 9-15-07)
3-11: "I don't care about your age
... I just wanna know your square footage." (Previously
used 10-1-01) (stanfill)
3-13: Squirrel to psychiatrist - "I've tried Xanax, Celexa,
Paxil, Prozac, Klonopin, and Zoloft. And i still can't stop my tail
from twitching." (later re-used 9-8-09)
3-14: "This is an ideal apartment
for the bachelor who's still tied to his mother. It's actually shaped
like a womb."
3-15: "Hello, everyone ... we're
Bobby and the Adequates. If at any point our tepid background music
distracts your delicious meal, feel free to chuck it at us."
(originally used 11-3-2001)(Sander)
3-17: Doctor - "That's funny ...
every organ in your body has seized up ... except for your failure
gland." (Orrontia) (originally
used 8-11-01)
3-18: Crook - "Don't make any sudden moves. There's nothin'
wrong with this city. Stay here. Raise a family. No moves, got it? (Originally syndicated 4-30-01)
3-21: "That's
okay, Ralph... I'm sure she was just intimidated by your robust cleavage."
(Szyszka) (Originally syndicated
4-21-01)
3-22: "Whaddya mean 'assault'? I helped
the guy! He's been wantin' to break
into television for years!" (Originally
syndicated 4-9-01)
3-23: Rats - "Wow... your kitchen
floor is really sticky! I can't move!" "Nothing like a glue
trap to ensure a second
date!"
3-25: Doc - "The bad news is you've got two weeks to live. The
good news is we're going to name the disease after you!"
(Previously used. Date unknown)
3-27: Tasha's love affair with health food and
cleanliness became a reckless obsession when she began guzzling
wheat germ
shampoo.
(Previously used. Date unknown)
3-29: "This may be a simple game
of 'Spin
the Bottle' to you, Bob .. but to us, it's Russian
Roulette."(Previously used 11-14-01)
(stanfill)
3-30: Clown couple - "Excuse me, dear
... but I have to go powder my entire head."
(Parkin) (Originally syndicated 6-23-01)
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4-1:
"AARRGH!! This is the worst margarita I've ever had!" "Sorry,
fellas ... but your AA sponsor called and said to keep you guys honest.
So I used near tequila."
4-4: "Frida's divorcing me because I tried to spice up our marriage.
My mistake was using Ginger." (last appeared 3-5-02, later re-used
1-28-2010)
4-5: Half-babe/half-computer - "I'm an extremely personal computer." (Originally
syndicated 6-21-2000) (Parkin)
4-7: Another debutante ball is ruined
by four-time National
Rodeo Champion Clem Watkins. (Martin)
4-8: Rabbit making shadow puppets - "Who's this human? That's
right, that's right! It's Adrien Brody!" (originally syndicated
3-15-01, minus caption)
4-10: Mosquitoes at home - "What's with the Visa bill? I never
thought I'd say this, Gwen, but you are bleeding me dry!" (Later
re-used 11-5-09)
4-15: "Get a load of Mr. Playdog
over there. I went out with him once ... he's all sniff." (Szyzka) (Originally
syndicated 8-25-00)
4-18: "Attention, library patrons!
For the next five minutes it's all you can read!" (Previously
used. Date unknown)
4-19: "Great Heaving hounds! This 'changing of the guard' nonsense
is one highly embarrassing tradition!" (Originally syndicated
4-19-01)
4-20: "With your staggeringly low
credit rating, you happen to qualify for our disinterest rate."
(Rocco)
4-25: Computers - "Wow! Check it
out! It says here that they've invented a human that can think for
itself!" "Get out!" (Szyszka)
4-28: Chickens - "I appreciate the sentiment,
Agnes, but I really don't think chicken
soup is my ticket back to health."(later re-sused 12-9-09) (Gary
Larson)
4-29: "He's
not user-friendly.
Could I get a free upgrade?" (Szyszka) (Originally syndicated
2-22-2000) |
5-4:
Loonie of the Laundromat Part IV - "Step away from the
lint traps Those pelts are mine!" (Originally syndicated
3-14-2000)
5-5:
Gas Pumps - "Oh, come on, Honey! I can't help it when I get
a gas bubble!" (Szyszka) (Originally appeared
6-29-99)
5-6: "I call
Pete my dream man." "Why's that?" "'Cause I keep
hopin' he'll disappear when I wake up." (stanfill)
(Last
used 10-22-97, 2-14-2000)
5-9: Phantom of the Opera, Werewolf of the
Mime Troupe, Fat Guy of the Ballet, Vampire of the Theatrical Agency! (Originally syndicated
7-22-2000)
5-11: Butterfly
- "I can't go on, Phyllis ... I've got people in my stomach."
(King)
5-13: Terror at the Chiropractor - "Oops! I missed! I was actually
just trying to pop your neck." (Originally syndicated 3-12-01)
5-16: "No, I can't say that I've ever heard of one, but that's
what I figured a Stop-N-Go-Go dancer would look like." (Originally
syndicated 3-6-01)
5-17: Reporter -"Why'd you free all
the biology class frogs, Billy?" Billy - "Read my manifesto." (Szyszka)
5-20: "Don't get me wrong, Albert, but in order to date you,
I would have to first establish a base camp." (Originally syndicated
3-5-01)
5-24: "Hey!
How come you guys always take the red out?" (Szyszka) (originally
syndicated 3-9-01)
5-27: "I'm attracted to you physically,
but if I didn't know better, I'd say you were a hand puppet operated
by my mom." (Martin) (Originally syndicated 11-30-2000)
5-29: "Wow,
I can't believe your fiancee' tried to pass that off as a full carat."
(Szyszka) (Originally
syndicated 4-16-01)
5-31: "This is my tattoo of Barney the dinosaur. It's kind of
stretched out 'cause I got it when I was six." (later re-used
1-5-09) |
6-1:
"Whaddaya expect? He's a muscle-bound mime. Women love the strong
silent type." (Last used 8-10-99)
6-3: Frankenstein
- "What's a dude have to do to get a shock
treatment around here?" (Szyszka) (Originally
syndicated 10-27-2000)
6-6: Deke had heard
of something called the "window of opportunity." Unfortunately,
his seemed to be equipped with bars. (Parkin)
6-7: "As you can see, even your fat cells have cellulite." (Original
syndication date 4-4-01)
6-13: Line of brains
in front of unemployment office - "Dang computers!"
(Szyszka)
6-15: "Is
it not true, Mr. Dumpty, that you have a history of voyeurism and
were, in fact, on private property at the time of the accident?"
(Szyszka)
6-20: "It's bigger than us, bob. It's the Law of the Pack. In
order to survive I must leave the old and lame behind." (Originally
syndicated 6-11-01)
6-21: "I need
a date with a brain
surgeon like I need another retromastoid, suboccipital craniotomy.
You know what I mean?" (Parkin)
6-22: "Oh,
don't mid my husband. He's just going through his mid-life chrysalis."
(Rocco)
6-23: Nine more
dwarfs rejected by Snow White. [Note: Shouldn't that be "...rejected
by Disney"?] (Hordin)
6-24: Female
giraffes - "Why is it men never look us in the eye?"(Last
used 5-5-01)(Stanfill)
6-28: Bob fails
to realize that screaming in the car with the windows rolled up to
relieve
tension shouldn't be done on the first date. (Szyszka)
6-30: Subtitle:
Something wasn't right that day. "Hello, I'm Osamala Anderson,
and I am an American woman who enjoys parties with infidels."
(Rocco) |
7-1:
FBI - "We haven't pinpointed you yet,
but we suspect one of you is a plant." (Szyszka) (Originally
syndicated 4-23-01)
7-8: "The
fertilizer wasn't cutting it, so I decided to try two daily doses
of steroids. It's not quite what I had in mind, but it keeps the
burglars away." (Szyszka)
7-11: "welcome to the Church of the Immaculate Denomination.
We welcome all denominations, but we prefer 5-'s and 100's." (Originally
syndicated 3-24-01)
7-12: "Ah! Here's your problem, Bob. You confused deodorant
with defoliant." (originally syndicated 3-8-01)
7-13: "I
used to say: There may be snow on my rooftop but there's fire in
my furnace...now it's pretty much just a clogged flue."
7-15: "Wow! Good thing we took all those expensive x-rays!
Looks like you're all squished." (Originally syndicated 5-25-01)
7-18: Smith Barney Rubble - "I'm
telling you, Trog, forget foraging and hunting. I'm talking acquisition
and merger."(Last re-used 3-20-01)
(Stanfill)
7-19:
Nerd holding computer. Screen reads "Please help. Need bandwidth."
(Szyszka) (Originally syndicated 1-27-01)
7-22: Organ
grinder - "I don't know, Bob. The monkey, he's-a gotta more
better stage-a- presence. And you-a stretchin' outta the suit."
(Parkin) (Originally syndicated 5-29-01)
7-24: "I have a real connection with this woman. Sadly, it's
an internet connection." (Later re-used 3-18-09)
7-25: "The
days of being so-called Boy
Scouts and Girl
Scouts are over! We will shed our gender hang-ups and be reborn
as Uniscouts!" (Szyszka)
7-27: "Ah!
I see you've taken a shine to the Harry Pottery." (Previously
used 12-6-01)
7-28: Ever the
conservation trailblazer, Bob saved his dryer lint and had it
knitted
into new suits. (Originally syndicated 7-2-01) |
8-1: "I
guess you could call it my gut reaction." (Originally
syndicated 5-18-01)
8-2:
"Why are you freaking out so much? It's
just a water pistol!" "Yeeaaaah!!! You're using tap water!"
8-5: "What's wrong with
billy?" "He just found out his IPO failed to go public."
(Szyszka) (Originally syndicated 1-15-01)
8-9: "Quit bad-mouthing that taxidermist, man. People can
say what they want about him but let's face it ... he saved my
hide." (Originally syndicated 4-18-01)
8-12: Francine's
newly installed security dweeb alarm begins to pay for itself."
(Stanfill) (First used 2-11-93. Last used
5-12-1997)
8-19: "I've got to stop trusting people
so much, Doc, 'cause I always end up feeling so ... violated." (Originally syndicated
3-26-01)
8-22: "I see you've developed a broader base, Quigman." (Fat
ass joke.) (originally syndicated 2-2-2000)
8-24: Sick of
needless expense on perfume, Francine prepared for her night out
by rolling around on her magazines. (last used 5-4-01)
8-30: Cockroaches - "No, I don't wanna visit the old stomping
grounds!" (Originally syndicated 4-2-01)
8-31:
"I'm proud to say it's been three years and I have not touched
a drop of workahol." (Rocco) |
9-2:
Bob's motel was so cheap he received a wake-up
letter.
(original syndication date 4-3-01)
9-5: "Bob has the most
amazing photographic
memory. You wouldn't believe ...ooh! Here they come!" (Previously
used 4-2-98)
9-6: Madame La Fong Mind Reader - "I must say! Yours is one
of the easiest minds I've ever had to read. It has really big print!" (originally
syndicated 5-26-01)
9-7: "Why, yes, as a matter of
fact, I AM an astronaut. But how did you know that?" (Stanfill)
(First used 3-7-95. Last used 10-6-01)
9-8: Primitive man screens a call. (Originally syndicated 2-9-01)
9-11: Yet another devastating side effect
of global
warming: Ned lost the urge to order Baked Alaska. (Rocco)
9-12:
Caterpillars - "I wouldn't bug her if I were you, Stan. She's
goin' through the change!" (Szyszka)
9-13: "Well,
well, look who comes crawlin' home after three years. Deadbeat
Daddy Longlegs!" (Rocco)
9-16: Dog Facts
of Life - "Remember, son, since we sweat through our tongues,
never french
kiss after you jog.(originally
syndicated 2-16-01)
9-21: The Evolution of Television. (Stanfill)
9-23: "Best seeing-eye
dog I've ever owned." (Stanfill)
9-25: "Francine suddenly realized Bob's swimmer's body had
devolved into a buoy."(originally syndicated 10-10-2000)
9-26: "I've learned to ignore you, Stan. I know it's the beer
talking." (Originally syndicated 8-8-00)
9-27: (Two stop
signs at bar) "I don't know, Lisa. I just don't see our relationship
going anywhere." (Szyszka) (Originally
syndicated 11-1-2000)
9-30: "You say you had two rabbits on lay-away?" (originally
syndicated 10-5-2000)
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10-3:
"I can understand the foot
fetish, Dan, but now you've paid the price ... athlete's face!"
(Originally syndicated 5-31-2000, re-used
11-5-05)
10-4: Instead of styling by hand Raoul chose
to tell stories about himself that would curl your hair. (Originally syndicated 5-5-2000)
10-5: "You say you had two rabbits on lay-away?" (later
re-used 9-30-06)
10-7: "I'd like to apologize for wearing clothes, ladies. They
mask the glorious manly bounty that is Stuart." (originally
syndicated 4-28-2000)
10-9: "'I
need my greens', Willie
Nelson said, as police arrested him today for a van full of spinach."
(Hardin)
10-11: "King-of-the-road Stan ruled
with an iron fist. Prisoner-of-the-feeder Bob gripped the side of
the on-ramp with a blinding fear. (Parkin)
(originally syndicated 10-16-2000)
10-13: "I wrote those briefs down in shorthand with a fine point
and then they disappeared into oblivion." (Originally syndicated
4-27-2000)
10-14: Ken regrets ordering the Farmer's
Slam at Denny's (Szyszka)
10-16: Watch me foam. (originally syndicated 9-14-2000)
10-19: Crate & Barrel - "Well, we sold the barrel. someone
just rolled it out of here. But we still have the crate." (Originally
syndicated 5-22-01)
10-20: Cop to ghost
- "You're lyin' to us, aren'tcha? You know who killed you. I
can see right through ya!" (Szyszka) (Originally syndicated
10-26-2000)
10-24: Environmental
archeologists. "Pottery
buried for 5000 years! Didn't those jerks know anything about biodegradable
packaging?" (Stanfill) (originally syndicated
10-19-2000)
10-25: Ant director - "Quit bustin' my chops, Leonard! You
can lift a hundred times your own weight, but you can't pick up
a cue?" (Originally syndicated 11-6-2000)
10-28: A high-strung
game of emotional poker. (Peviously used
10-10-2000)
10-30: Speed limit
enforced by witchcraft.
(mascafe)
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11-1:
Vampire - "Sure, I drink blood. All the best vampires
do, but to be honest, I've never cared for the taste."
(Szyszka) (Originally syndicated 10-28-2000)
11-2: Victoria's
Real Secret - "Yeah, dis is Victoria. No, we ain't got no
more of da Evening in Bermuda in a size 8." (Stanfill) (Previously
syndicated 10-20-2000)
11-4: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
' The Chiggen!' Our new, genetically fused creature that lays eggs
wrapped in bacon."(originally
syndicated 5-29-2000) (Szyszka)
11-8: "It's been a long time, Mavis. Are you still the same
jealous, insecure person who broke up with me years ago? Whoa!
Check out the babe in the red frock!" (Originally syndicated
6-7-2000)
11-9: "Shhh!
Quiet, ladies! We've just spotted the elusive blue-blooded, wing-tipped,
gold-carded, Rolex-banded, mansion monkey." (Stanfill)
(Previously used 4-12-2000)
11-14: "It says: 'Only a complete loser pins his hopes on
the generic platitude of a mass-produced cookie.'" (originally
syndicated 8-7-2000)
11-15: T-shirt : I didn't go anywhere or do anything 'cause all
I am is a lousy t-shirt. (originally syndicated
10-23-2000)
11-17: Bob - "Listen, I read that overweight couch potatoes
like me cost the nation $5.7 million a year in health-care costs...
so i was wondering if I could get some of that in advance." (originally
syndicated 8-11-2000)
11-21: "I don't care what a good boy you are... you get your
stinkin' thumbs outta those plums or I'll break 'em!" (originally
syndicated 10-12-2000)
11-22: Doctor - "No doubt about
it, Bob. you're infected with tiny fighter
planes. What's worse... you're a carrier." (Stanfill)
(Previously used 6-26-2000)
11-25: Arvin was always handy with the ladies. (originally syndicated
7-1-2000)
11-28: Cringe
Rock (Parkin) (Previously
used 10-21-2000)
11-29: "Well,
Quigman, there's something to be said for a man who shows up late
but tries extra hard to make up for it.... you're fired!"(Originally
syndicated 4-10-2000)
(Parkin)
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12-1: "You're
as dull as a sand flea, Bill, but you're a great listener." (originally
syndicated 8-9-00)
12-4:
"I told you a million times, Edna, I'll take a time-management
course when I can find the time." (Bonno)
12-5: Lou's Garage
- "If it ain't broke, we haven't worked on it." (Parkin)
(Previously used 12-2-02)
12-7: "Don't
be so impressed. Rumor has it he takes pesticides. (Previously
used 2-6-02)
12-8: The first
and last stunt show of Emil Knievel, Amish daredevil.
(stanfill) (previously used 5-12-2000)
12-12: The First Celebrity - "Hey! It's the guy who posed for
those Easter Island things. I love him!" (Originally syndicated
6-30-01)
12-13: "I feel a presence from the
netherworld. Oh, wait ... someone's trying to break in. I'm gonna
have to put you on ball waiting." (Previously
used 1-18-01)
12-15: "I've never seen a woman mace
a man that quickly. Y'know, Suzie, this town needs a sheriff."
(previously used 5-3-02)
12-16: "Gee, I'm sorry, Pretty
Boy Floyd, but when you get right down to it, you're not really
all that pretty." (Last re-used 10-3-2001)
12-19: The Dragons at home - "Darn
it, Harry! That smoke alarm is driving me crazy!" (Last
re-used 6-12-02)
12-20: "We've done it, Bob! We've
discovered nitroglycerin!" (Stanfill)
(Last re-used 2-4-02)
12-21: "I'm gonna be so mad when
my mood elevators wear off." (Previously
used 6-7-02)
12-23: "Mom! How come Suzie gets
a dolly and I only get a lousy sweater?" (Previously
used 12-25-01)
12-26: "Hey, hey, hey! How am I supposed
to kiss you if you keep holdin' your nose?" (Szyszka)
(originally syndicated 8-24-2000)
12-27: The shame of being hooked on phonics
-"C'mon, Teach! Lay some vowels on me!" (Zeirhut)(previously
used 9-27-01)
12-30:
"You have a compound, compound, compound, compound, fracture,
fracture, fracture, fracture." ( Previously
used 1-2-96 and 5-9-2000)
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